1. starkweek:

    jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

    (via nigrum-viduam)

    12 hours ago  /  244,424 notes

  2. pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

    pale0zoic:

    koripxo:

    thatduck-sureisugly:

    I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

    do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

    THAT FUCKING COMMENT

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    12 hours ago  /  536,619 notes  /  Source: 9gag

  3. spaghettipeej:

    spaghettipeej:

    i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

    MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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    12 hours ago  /  194,131 notes  /  Source: verswayze

  4. doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

    doodooprincess:

    a big dog and a little dog

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    12 hours ago  /  5,237 notes  /  Source: doodooprincess

  5. quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE

    quotelounge:

    Good Vibes HERE

    (via thenifucky0bitch)

    12 hours ago  /  4,610 notes  /  Source: thegoodvibe.co

  6. birdluvr1993:

    masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

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    12 hours ago  /  46,793 notes  /  Source: birdluvr1993

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    12 hours ago  /  2,879 notes  /  Source: weheartit.com

  8. midnightripper:

Queen Kush

    midnightripper:

    Queen Kush

    (via thenifucky0bitch)

    12 hours ago  /  675 notes  /  Source: midnightripper

  9. emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

    emmiebar5:

    i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

    (via alternaterealityy)

    12 hours ago  /  157,060 notes  /  Source: emmiebar5

  10. michaelgclifford:

    teenage boys have such a pack mentality like if you get a group of them theyre like wtf flowers are so DUMB who needs pretty who needs GOOD SMELLS who needs anything we are strong men but if u catch one on his own you can have him in a daisy chain smelling roses in 10 minutes or less

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    12 hours ago  /  54,512 notes  /  Source: michaelgclifford