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  3. langleav:

Lullabies, the new book by international bestselling author Lang Leav will be released September 16th, 2014. Pre-order at all major bookstores. To get a special discount now, purchase online at Amazon, BN.com and The Book Depository.

    langleav:

    Lullabies, the new book by international bestselling author Lang Leav will be released September 16th, 2014. Pre-order at all major bookstores. To get a special discount now, purchase online at Amazon, BN.com and The Book Depository.

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  4. grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

    grammargrill69:

    looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

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  6. I am not the first person you loved.

    You are not the first person I looked at with a mouthful of forevers.

    We have both known loss like the sharp edges of a knife. We have both lived with lips more scar tissue than skin.

    Our love came unannounced in the middle of the night.

    Our love came when we’d given up on asking love to come.

    I think that has to be part of its miracle.

    This is how we heal.

    I will kiss you like forgiveness. You will hold me like I’m hope. Our arms will bandage and we will press promises between us like flowers in a book. I will write sonnets to the salt of sweat on your skin. I will write novels to the scar of your nose. I will write a dictionary of all the words I have used trying to describe the way it feels to have finally, finally found you.

    And I will not be afraid of your scars.

    I know sometimes it’s still hard to let me see you in all your cracked perfection, but please know:

    Whether it’s the days you burn more brilliant than the sun or the nights you collapse into my lap, your body broken into a thousand questions, you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

    I will love you when you are a still day.

    I will love you when you are a hurricane.

    Clementine von Radics, Mouthful of Forevers (via mandorkus)

    This is so beyond perfect.

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  7. susemoji:

    where do these white dads come from

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  8. lsdzeppelin:

    i was taking pictures of the new puppy

    image

    when i look out the window to see the older dog just

    image

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  9. fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

    fieldbears:

    britneyjustin:

    britsanity:

    Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

    i can never not reblog this

    T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

    The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

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  10. splantamello:

    beeswarm17:

    karkat-san:

    karkat-san:

    Why was Oedipus against profanity?

    Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

    I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

    wait

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